Ok–props go to Brandon Dalton for correctly suggesting that the word mien in “If Music Be the Food of Love” is pronounced “meen” instead of “main” as I had taught Concert Choir. Consider this Illustration #40 in the “Just Because You Heard It Done That Way In The Past Doesn’t Necessarily Make It The Right Way To Do It” book I’m going to write one day.
As a reward, Brandon will be allowed to pester Mr. Davis during home room for the remainder of the semester….
Oh, wait a minute….

Mr. Dalton at work